Friday 23 December 2011

Chapter#29

HEY!!!

It's been too long!!! I should be scold at!!! Anyway!!~ Sorry it's been so long that I've
updated here! Lot of things been happening lately (excluding the holiday I was just on)
so I haven't had the chance to post anything worthy of being posted lately!
Speaking of something not worthy, here's some of it I'd like to share with you! :D

So some happiness guy asked me to share this before I went on my trip, and
I was gonna~ But--- Anyway~ So once upon a time, I had a dream~ I was a grape.

`True Story.'

Here's how it went down.
So here I was, peacefully standing/sitting/lying by a lake~
I dunno if I can say if I was
standing or not, cause that's like saying a branch is standing from its trunk. But yeah anyway~
So I was just happily standing/
sitting/lying there, until a freakin'
cockroach started heading towards
me...As his dirty little feet walked
upon my sexy, green, slender
body, he said in a very creepy tone,
"You look tasty :3"


He began licking my eye ball; with
each and every lick, I could feel the
violation he was causing to my face.
My~ This story sounds abit dirty...
ANYWAY~ He began chewing into
my jelly eyeball~ Ripping its jelly
flesh out, leaving only roots and
tears of juice behind.




After he erased my vision with his mouth (lol gross) he began heading towards
my forehead, chewing on it violently, like a mad-dog, ripping the flesh off of its victim.
That was when Frank Barone from Everybody Loves Raymond appeared and flicked
him off my head. SAVED BY FRANK!!! WOO!~ He then told me to get lost.
So I got off the cliff of the lake, and jumped off onto a hot-air balloon...And that's when
I met Woody and Buzzlight Year ._. Whom was still in his box. In mint condition ;D
Soon after that, my dream blurred out to a beautiful sunny morning, in reality.
My thoughts: HRMMM........What the ff--

So yeahh~ Good times~ Hope you guys were entertained! And don't think I'm a weirdo now!
Just because of a stupid dream, anyone could've had....>.>"

BYE.

3 comments:

  1. LOL you finally posted this, did you. xD "some happiness guy"?? MR.VUI TO YOU, TYVM. LOLOL, jkssss. ^^ Cool story, bro. you need sleep. more of it. (: LOL@Get Lost. sounds much like Frank. no drawing of him, Woody & Buzz? *sadface.

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    1. I posted this ages and you reply now?!~
      After I answered your request?!?!? What is thisss?!~
      Lol, JK :| ...:D

      Yeah much sleep indeed. Was so sleep deprived.
      You know what Frank, Woodz and Buzz look likeee ;D

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    2. shush! it was an opening line! :D LOL.
      "You know what Frank, Woodz and Buzz look likeee ;D"
      ^ *rolls eyes, i Guesssss.. :/.. :p

      and before i forget, get another cbox, you.
      your one's dead.
      http://shouty.epochfail.com/

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